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ICE now sending random teens to Superjail just because they can ()
More: Asinine, New York City, Apartment, Law, Venezuela, Citizenship, New York, United States, Deportation
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(29) Funniest
10 hours ago
Sounds like ICE agents are asking to make their jobs a lot harder when the sheep stop complying.
wearsmanyhats
(26) Funniest
10 hours ago
Rhyno45: Sounds like ICE agents are asking to make their jobs a lot harder when the sheep stop complying.
Gotta wonder if that's the plan, use the sheep's noncompliance as justification for larger actions.
(11) Funniest
10 hours ago
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face or the jackboot thugs don't follow orders.
PHANTOM STRANGER
(29) Funniest
9 hours ago
this is why it's imperative to obstruct every ICE thug you encounter if you're a natural-born US citizen. you're next otherwise. block their vehicles, block their movement, heckle and harass them if they dare show face anywhere in public. do the same to their family and friends. make their lives excruciating for being fascist thug scum.
(12) Funniest
5 hours ago
wearsmanyhats: Rhyno45: Sounds like ICE agents are asking to make their jobs a lot harder when the sheep stop complying.
Gotta wonder if that's the plan, use the sheep's noncompliance as justification for larger actions.
They're going to do whatever it is they're going to do.
People exercising their rights isn't going to be the determining factor
markie_farkie
(28) Funniest
4 hours ago
How long before we find out that naturally born US citizens are being dragged off the streets and shipped to El Salvador, and Stinky continues to defy courts and the constitution, and sends more citizens there?
Does anyone think there will be a functioning democracy by the 2026 mid-terms to fix our near total collapse into fascism?
(20) Funniest
2 hours ago
markie_farkie: Does anyone think there will be a functioning democracy by the 2026 mid-terms to fix our near total collapse into fascism?
We don't have a functional democracy right NOW.
Also, I'm still not sure if Trump will allow midterm elections to happen. Yeah, yeah "states control elections". Stop thinking that laws and institutions will save us, because they won't. Trump can and will find a way to just not seat anyone he doesn't want in the legislature, and SCOTUS will make it legal. Done. Yes that's incredibly stupid and very illegal - but so far it's working out for Donald.
Internet Nomad
(4) Funniest
What if we stopped catching criminals and just deported innocent people!
I'm reminded of the dinner date scene where corrupt cop mole says jokingly "oh I'll always have a job. I'll just arrest innocent people " instead here it's not a joke.
One of Creedys black bags indeed.
winedrinkingman
(3) Funniest
wearsmanyhats: Rhyno45: Sounds like ICE agents are asking to make their jobs a lot harder when the sheep stop complying.
Gotta wonder if that's the plan, use the sheep's noncompliance as justification for larger actions.
Probably, but that is the kind of planning that never goes the way one hopes.
Internet Nomad
(2) Funniest
In the Departed*
Ragin' Asian
(14) Funniest
Realize this is probably only a small percentage of the "mistakes" found and reported.
MillionDollarMo
(13) Funniest
Look, he said this week he'd deport anyone he considers "bad"s
That's the extent of your due process now.
Whenever Trump says he did something good, he's lying.
Whenever Trump says he's going to do something evil, he's honest.
(15) Funniest
markie_farkie: How long before we find out that naturally born US citizens are being dragged off the streets and shipped to El Salvador, and Stinky continues to defy courts and the constitution, and sends more citizens there?
Does anyone think there will be a functioning democracy by the 2026 mid-terms to fix our near total collapse into fascism?
Trump said he wants Bukere to build more prisons to hold "homegrowns", ie US citizens.
ICEstapo doesn't give a damn if you're a citizen or not. They'll send you to El Salvador regardless. If you think showing your driver's license or passport will save you, think again. No proof will ever be good enough.
(15) Funniest
No need to sugarcoat it by calling it Superjail. Call it what it is: an extermination camp.
(5) Funniest
Ragin' Asian: Realize this is probably only a small percentage of the "mistakes" found and reported.
And it will expand.
Once someone starts this sort of thing, it ONLY ends with violence.
(1) Funniest
Null Pointer
(1) Funniest
markie_farkie: How long before we find out that naturally born US citizens are being dragged off the streets and shipped to El Salvador, and Stinky continues to defy courts and the constitution, and sends more citizens there?
Does anyone think there will be a functioning democracy by the 2026 mid-terms to fix our near total collapse into fascism?
I seem to recall early on there was a near miss with natural born citizen.
Father_Jack
(3) Funniest
Ragin' Asian: Realize this is probably only a small percentage of the "mistakes" found and reported.
Look as long as spanish speaking brown immigrants are deported that's all that matters. Legal schmeagal
thisispete
(15) Funniest
Soon it will be a US citizen convicted of some especially heinous crime who won't carry any public sympathy. And then ever so gradually there will be lower and lower criteria to send people to El Salvador until anyone who is against Trump will be afraid to speak their minds.
(4) Funniest
thisispete: Soon it will be a US citizen convicted of some especially heinous crime who won't carry any public sympathy. And then ever so gradually there will be lower and lower criteria to send people to El Salvador until anyone who is against Trump will be afraid to speak their minds.
By that point we'll have the domestic reeducation reservations ready. No needlessly expensive transportation required just train boxcars.
Make railroads great again!
MessyDwarf
(8) Funniest
This just in, America is being attacked by its own government. Film at 11.
jeroendehaan
(2) Funniest
You voted for this, don't say "Wir had das nicht gewüst'...
Father_Jack
(6) Funniest
thisispete: Soon it will be a US citizen convicted of some especially heinous crime who won't carry any public sympathy. And then ever so gradually there will be lower and lower criteria to send people to El Salvador until anyone who is against Trump will be afraid to speak their minds.
Winner winner chicken dinner
chitownmike
(0) Funniest
Why just some?
thealgorerhythm
(5) Funniest
So they're no longer "just following orders"
Udder Discharge
(0) Funniest
You guys just buy every simple BS exaggerated story from any radical left wing journalist don't you. Stop the freakouts. The sky can only fall once and for you all that happened in 2016. Do some independent research before believing propaganda by your activists. BTW this is not happening. It is more fear mongering by your buddies.
(6) Funniest
ICE has been deporting the wrong people since the agency was created. Don't pretend this is new. Just be happy that we're finally talking about it.
John the Magnificent
(8) Funniest
Udder Discharge: You guys just buy every simple BS exaggerated story from any radical left wing journalist don't you. Stop the freakouts. The sky can only fall once and for you all that happened in 2016. Do some independent research before believing propaganda by your activists. BTW this is not happening. It is more fear mongering by your buddies.
Screen name definitely checks out.
Internet Nomad
(1) Funniest
thealgorerhythm: So they're no longer "just following orders"
Ehh I'm not sure yet.
I wonder if the pressure to get their numbers up is really really high from the high ups brass. Like remember the conservative lie of 20 million illegal immigrants here when the real number is probably closer to 11 million? And I highly doubt they've even come close to 1 million detentions.
So I can this being a thing where they have a quota or they get fired based off how this administration works and thus this is the inhumane result.
(5) Funniest
DO NOT FEED.
(3) Funniest
33 minutes ago
Internet Nomad: thealgorerhythm: So they're no longer "just following orders"
Ehh I'm not sure yet.
I wonder if the pressure to get their numbers up is really really high from the high ups brass. Like remember the conservative lie of 20 million illegal immigrants here when the real number is probably closer to 11 million? And I highly doubt they've even come close to 1 million detentions.
So I can this being a thing where they have a quota or they get fired based off how this administration works and thus this is the inhumane result.
TBH being fired for not throwing enough people in jail is probably the most honorable way out of ICE employment at this point. For certain it's the only way I'd even consider hiring someone who worked there, were I in a hiring spot.
RobotSpider
(5) Funniest
31 minutes ago
To put this into terms even a Republican can understand, we're paying El Salvador $50,000, per prisoner,FOR THE FIRST YEAR of detainment. We will be paying for them indefinitely.
thealgorerhythm
(6) Funniest
31 minutes ago
buster_v: ICE has been deporting the wrong people since the agency was created. Don't pretend this is new. Just be happy that we're finally talking about it.
Born In East L.A. (Cheech And Chong) [HD]
there was even a song and then a movie about it 40 years ago ... that's like 4 tens
thealgorerhythm
(4) Funniest
34 minutes ago
RobotSpider: To put this into terms even a Republican can understand, we're paying El Salvador $50,000, per prisoner,FOR THE FIRST YEAR of detainment. We will be paying for them indefinitely.
Trump sends payments to El Salvador
Bukele spends 75% of the money on bitcoin from Russia to prop up the El Salvador bullshiat crypto economy
Russia buys tanks and Republicans
chuggernaught
(6) Funniest
31 minutes ago
markie_farkie: How long before we find out that naturally born US citizens are being dragged off the streets and shipped to El Salvador, and Stinky continues to defy courts and the constitution, and sends more citizens there?
Does anyone think there will be a functioning democracy by the 2026 mid-terms to fix our near total collapse into fascism?
Democracy? No. We will still have elections though. They will just be rigged like every dictatorship.
StatelyGreekAutomaton
(0) Funniest
35 minutes ago
Marcos P: Oh no :0
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Tempting Americans with a leader with some logical aptitude and compassion.
(2) Funniest
34 minutes ago
We really need to find some way to identify these ICE employees after this administration is over. They shouldn't ever get to pretend they weren't a part of this.
Internet Nomad
(2) Funniest
34 minutes ago
Greil: Internet Nomad: thealgorerhythm: So they're no longer "just following orders"
Ehh I'm not sure yet.
I wonder if the pressure to get their numbers up is really really high from the high ups brass. Like remember the conservative lie of 20 million illegal immigrants here when the real number is probably closer to 11 million? And I highly doubt they've even come close to 1 million detentions.
So I can this being a thing where they have a quota or they get fired based off how this administration works and thus this is the inhumane result.
TBH being fired for not throwing enough people in jail is probably the most honorable way out of ICE employment at this point. For certain it's the only way I'd even consider hiring someone who worked there, were I in a hiring spot.
Other cops detest ICE. That should tell you something.
iron de havilland
(0) Funniest
33 minutes ago
Anal Discharge: You guys just buy every simple BS exaggerated story from any radical left wing journalist don't you. Stop the freakouts. The sky can only fall once and for you all that happened in 2016. Do some independent research before believing propaganda by your activists. BTW this is not happening. It is more fear mongering by your buddies.
Tyrone Slothrop
(1) Funniest
less than a minute ago
Rhyno45: Sounds like ICE agents are asking to make their jobs a lot harder when the sheep stop complying.
Will the sheep stop complying? They're sheep, after all.
Tyrone Slothrop
(0) Funniest
markie_farkie: How long before we find out that naturally born US citizens are being dragged off the streets and shipped to El Salvador, and Stinky continues to defy courts and the constitution, and sends more citizens there?
Does anyone think there will be a functioning democracy by the 2026 mid-terms to fix our near total collapse into fascism?
I've been assured that future elections will be free and fair, and that's why we need Kamala to run again.
Tyrone Slothrop
(1) Funniest
1 minute ago
MessyDwarf: This just in, America is being attacked by its own government. Film at 11.
And no one's defending the country, despite the oaths they took to protect it from enemies foreign and domestic.
Tyrone Slothrop
(1) Funniest
less than a minute ago
Udder Discharge: You guys just buy every simple BS exaggerated story from any radical left wing journalist don't you. Stop the freakouts. The sky can only fall once and for you all that happened in 2016. Do some independent research before believing propaganda by your activists. BTW this is not happening. It is more fear mongering by your buddies.
Poe's law in action.
Tyrone Slothrop
(2) Funniest
less than a minute ago
Internet Nomad: thealgorerhythm: So they're no longer "just following orders"
Ehh I'm not sure yet.
I wonder if the pressure to get their numbers up is really really high from the high ups brass. Like remember the conservative lie of 20 million illegal immigrants here when the real number is probably closer to 11 million? And I highly doubt they've even come close to 1 million detentions.
So I can this being a thing where they have a quota or they get fired based off how this administration works and thus this is the inhumane result.
The phrase you're looking for is "the banality of evil".
(0) Funniest
less than a minute ago
dustman81: No proof will ever be good enough.
They've already said something along the lines of "the fact that there's so little evidence against these people is proof of how insidious they are".
(0) Funniest
less than a minute ago
Udder Discharge: You guys just buy every simple BS exaggerated story from any radical left wing journalist don't you. Stop the freakouts. The sky can only fall once and for you all that happened in 2016. Do some independent research before believing propaganda by your activists. BTW this is not happening. It is more fear mongering by your buddies.
Whatever you say Ivan. Here's your 33 cents.
(0) Funniest
1 minute ago
He came to the U.S. with his father, grandfather and cousin in 2023, fleeing political and economic instability in Venezuela. He had a court date for his asylum case scheduled for 2027.
ICE is just speeding matters along.
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