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288 clicks;posted toMain »on 16 Mar 2025 at 12:35 AM(45 minutes ago) | Favorite | Watch | share: Copy Link
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9 hours ago
"There was nothing funny about his use of a Seinfeldian company, Vandelay Industries, to carry out this fraud, which caused severe financial and emotional harm to the hard-working men and women who trusted him."
yanceylebeef
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9 hours ago
Puddy has really let himself go.
Ivo Shandor
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2 hours ago
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
fullyautomatic
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44 minutes ago
Great, now Hollyweird is never going to greenlight my mathematics comedy show called Cosinefeld.
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30 minutes ago
I'm selling Jerk Store franchises.
Olympic Trolling Judge
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33 minutes ago
It's not wire fraud if you believe it.
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32 minutes ago
I'm in the Mulva business.
fragMasterFlash
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31 minutes ago
DarkSoulNoHope
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less than a minute ago
His best customer.
cyberspacedout
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less than a minute ago
Dumbass. Vandelay Industries was in the import/export business.
Archie Goodwin
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less than a minute ago
A Brooklyn crypto influencer...
He should be in jail for that alone.
Mrtraveler01
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less than a minute ago
A Brooklyn crypto influencer who convinced friends to invest in a bogus company referencing the show Seinfeld was sentenced to nearly four years in federal prison for the multimillion-dollar Ponzi scheme, Department of Justice officials announced Friday.
Thomas John Sfraga, a one-time popular podcaster who used the alias "TJ Stone," defrauded at least 17 people of over $2 million that he convinced them to invest in his business ventures, including the Vandelay Contracting Corporation, a reference to a running gag on the hit show.
I was going to guess Bob Sacamano.
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